Why: Oreo Blizzard, Duh.
Rocket Man: Do you have any cash?
Me: No...oh, wait, yes. In my wallet.
[rummage around in the diaper bag for my wallet, find it (score!) and open it to take out some cash to find a five dollar bill]
RM: Where'd you get THAT?!?! (ALL INCREDULOUSLY LIKE)
Me: Um, at that place, you know...the BANK? (ALL DUH LIKE)
RM: (laughs) Oh, there.
Me: No, I MADE it!!!! It's Magic!!!!
RM: Miss Thing, your mother is a counterfeiter; we're all going to jail.
Me: No way, not if it's magic!!
What say you, internets? If it is indeed magic (which automatically says it is untraceable, etc.), then are we going to jail?