Unluckily, for the Cowboy Chicken, this means he gets a rather up-close and personal experience with a unique tanning bed for cowboy chickens:
Just in case you aren't aware, the location of this lovely lamp is quite a dangerous one:
All in all, this makes for a rather crazed Lones:
Fortunately for all involved, things ended well. I was able to use my depleted baby brains to come up with a way to get that thing outta there.
A golf club.
Hey, at least they finally got some use!