in the Creating of This Post
As I was walking down the stairs to go get ready for bed.
In my hands I held a plate and two dirty diapers.
Boy did I fall.
I slammed onto the stairs full force on one side.
Luckily I was not fully on my back or front as I am fairly certain things would have been broken.
The offended body parts were immediately swollen.
The diapers survived, but that cannot be said of the plate.
I am pretty sore to say the least.
We've been checking the area to see what the bruising will be like since I was immediately certain that it would be pretty fantastic.
Boy is it ever:
The universe, it is laughing at me.
As should be obvious by the shape of that bruise.