R-Shelly Goes to Blacksburg

I have some fabulous news dear audience.

The immensely-popular R-Shelly of Stinky-Britches fame...

she who coined the term Fungus-Toes...

has officially become...

a Hokie!

We've all known she is destined for great things, but this:

THIS!

is

GREAT.

NESS.

Soon she will have weekly trips to the delectable Sub Station II:

Soon she will be purchasing her textbooks at the Tech Bookstore:

Oh, the fun she will have!

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S ! ! !