Scene: our car; in the drive-through at Dairy Queen.
Why: Oreo Blizzard, Duh.
Rocket Man: Do you have any cash?
Me: No...oh, wait, yes. In my wallet.
[rummage around in the diaper bag for my wallet, find it (score!) and open it to take out some cash to find a five dollar bill]
RM: Where'd you get THAT?!?! (ALL INCREDULOUSLY LIKE)
Me: Um, at that place, you know...the BANK? (ALL DUH LIKE)
RM: (laughs) Oh, there.
Me: No, I MADE it!!!! It's Magic!!!!
RM: Miss Thing, your mother is a counterfeiter; we're all going to jail.
Me: No way, not if it's magic!!
End Scene.
What say you, internets? If it is indeed magic (which automatically says it is untraceable, etc.), then are we going to jail?
Why: Oreo Blizzard, Duh.
Rocket Man: Do you have any cash?
Me: No...oh, wait, yes. In my wallet.
[rummage around in the diaper bag for my wallet, find it (score!) and open it to take out some cash to find a five dollar bill]
RM: Where'd you get THAT?!?! (ALL INCREDULOUSLY LIKE)
Me: Um, at that place, you know...the BANK? (ALL DUH LIKE)
RM: (laughs) Oh, there.
Me: No, I MADE it!!!! It's Magic!!!!
RM: Miss Thing, your mother is a counterfeiter; we're all going to jail.
Me: No way, not if it's magic!!
End Scene.
What say you, internets? If it is indeed magic (which automatically says it is untraceable, etc.), then are we going to jail?
Absolutely not! And if you could teach me the trick, I would be most appreciative.
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